Carry on Matron

Dortmunder and his pals plan to steal a huge diamond from a museum. But this turns out to be only the first time they have to steal it...

A meek bank clerk who oversees the shipment of bullion joins with an eccentric neighbour to steal gold bars and smuggle them out of the country as miniature Eiffel Towers.

A retired Chicago cop blackmails two rich thieves into "volunteering" to help juvenile delinquents change paths.

A comic caper movie about a plan to steal a gold shipment from the streets of Turin by creating a traffic jam.

A spy couple on maternity leave in New Orleans, entertained by a mugger named Muerte, is called in when Novacek steals explosives.

In Victorian England, a fortune now depends on which of two brothers outlives the other, or can be made to have seemed to do so.

Three cops are on the trail of a gorilla trained to thieve by his owner.

An American gangster in Italy enlists a local gang to help him steal the treasure of Naples' patron saint.

Frank Drebin comes out of retirement to help Police Squad infiltrate a gang of terrorists planning to detonate a bomb at the Academy Awards.

A French gang of thieves flies over to Chicago for a one time job. However, things seem to get out of hand soon.

An Italian crook hides his caper behind disguises and the making of an avant-garde movie.

A man has his school friend at a boiler house burn his murdered neighbor's body. A girl finds work at a maternity ward to locate her birth mother, then kills her. A child poisons an old man who insult